Lady Jane alone remained

faithful to faithless Bunthorne

and sang woefully

of her over-ripening charms.

 Meanwhile, the Dragoons realized that the only way to win back the ladies was to become as Aesthetic as they.

Bunthorne, tired of being bested,

triumphed over Grosvenor

by threatening him with

A Nephew’s Curse!

 But the New and 

Improved Bunthorne 

modeled on Grosvenor 

would be oppressively easy 

for Patience to love! 

The Rapturous Maidens 

had also become everyday young girls,

hungry for Dragoon love!